{"id":689,"date":"2017-11-18T21:55:27","date_gmt":"2017-11-19T02:55:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/helpfulhellion.com\/wordpress\/?p=689"},"modified":"2017-11-18T21:55:27","modified_gmt":"2017-11-19T02:55:27","slug":"10-things-you-just-dont-want-to-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/helpfulhellion.com\/wordpress\/?p=689","title":{"rendered":"10 Things You Just Don&#8217;t Want To Know&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>But I&#8217;m going to tell you anyway&#8230;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_690\" style=\"width: 970px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/helpfulhellion.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/lemur-1045220_960_720.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-690\" class=\"size-full wp-image-690\" src=\"http:\/\/helpfulhellion.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/lemur-1045220_960_720.jpg\" alt=\"say what\" width=\"960\" height=\"635\" srcset=\"https:\/\/helpfulhellion.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/lemur-1045220_960_720.jpg 960w, https:\/\/helpfulhellion.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/lemur-1045220_960_720-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/helpfulhellion.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/lemur-1045220_960_720-768x508.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 960px) 100vw, 960px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-690\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Say What??<\/p><\/div>\n<p>I have seen and heard some weird things lately so I thought I would just put them out there for all of you. I don&#8217;t want to be the only one that has weird things going through \u00a0their mind&#8230; You may have some of your own. Things you really could have gone through your life not\u00a0knowing&#8230;or at least I could have with these&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>1.\u00a0<\/strong>Finding out your relationship has ended on Facebook. This one wasn&#8217;t me but it happened to a friend. Really you couldn&#8217;t at least text them first.<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.\u00a0<\/strong>Knowing how many people each day fly by you in their car and are texting while driving. Sometimes i see them, sometimes I don&#8217;t. It&#8217;s the ones I don&#8217;t see that scare me.<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.\u00a0<\/strong>Finding out your husband is &#8220;seeing&#8221; your neighbor who lives up the street. Actually he was doing a little more than just &#8220;seeing&#8221; her&#8230; And yes we were married during this. Fun times&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4.\u00a0<\/strong>Finding out your parents have sex. I was so mortified by this.. I guess I thought I was brought here by aliens, which by the way is what Mom told me&#8230; and after finding this out I almost wished it was the truth.<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.<\/strong> I saw online somewhere just recently that humans will eat about 8 spiders in our lifetime while we are sleeping. Not sure if it&#8217;s true or not, but don&#8217;t you think we would wake up if a spider was crawling around in our mouth&#8230; I pray to all that&#8217;s holy I would&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><strong>6.\u00a0<\/strong>If the whole spider thing isn&#8217;t bad enough&#8230;.according to the FDA there are 60 or more fragments of insects\u00a0per 100 grams of chocolate. Yum! Protein in our chocolate bar. I guess that makes it healthy to eat chocolate.<\/p>\n<p><strong>7.\u00a0<\/strong>Finding out your ex is dating your best friend. This of course did not happen to me because none of my friends could stand my ex. It did happen to a friend of mine and she was devastated. She is isn&#8217;t friends with either of them anymore.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8.<\/strong> This one is extra\u00a0special&#8230;.20% of office coffee mugs contain fecal matter. Thank goodness for Starbucks! And really how does it get in the mugs&#8230;wait&#8230;.I really don&#8217;t want to know.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9.\u00a0<\/strong>Finding out when you get home from a fun day of shopping and then dinner that you had toilet paper sticking out of your pants all day. I saw this happen today and wanted to tell the woman but thought she may get upset. 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