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I could actually post one of these a day…..<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

\"acorn<\/a>

Smile..outside on the sidewalk…<\/p><\/div>\n

I had so many other posts in my head for this week and couldn’t decide which one to share. I have had a long week already and needed to write something to make me smile. It seems the older we get the more things we have come up to make us wonder, what’s it all about, why do these things happen, why can’t things just be simple…why can’t we all just get along…So because I don’t have the answers to any of these questions, I just decided to post something silly again because I just can’t deal with all the other stuff…<\/p>\n

Here are some more weird things that I saw at work..bear in mind I work at a large department store…<\/p>\n

A 70 something year old woman still clinging to the 80’s –\u00a0<\/strong>She was wearing leggings and leg warmers and hair teased up to there….bless her little disco dancing heart, the 80’s must have really struck a cord with her and she wasn’t about to let them go…<\/p>\n

Guy spraying women’s perfume all over his body –\u00a0<\/strong>He did this after I told him this was woman’s perfume he was spraying..he finished spraying and then quickly walked over to the cosmetic counter and looked in the mirror, lifted his shirt(much to our dismay) wiped his eyes with the shirt, fixed his hair and walked away.<\/p>\n

Girl at the counter with 2 phones –\u00a0<\/strong>She was texting on both of them at the same time. Note: I have trouble texting on one. And, really is she that important she needs two phones or is she leading a secret life she doesn’t want someone to know about??<\/p>\n

Roll of\u00a0toilet paper out on the sales floor –\u00a0<\/strong>not sure how or why this got there…maybe someone thought they might need it and so they carried it around with them for awhile and then decided…nope I’m good and just dropped it.<\/p>\n

\"roll<\/a>

we all need this, but seriously…<\/p><\/div>\n

Throwing the recycling in with the other trash –\u00a0<\/strong>I am all for recycling and was happy when we got recycling cans in each department…at least I was until the other day. The girl who cleans the store came by to empty our trash and dumped both cans(the recycling can that clearly has marked for paper and plastic only written on the side and the regular trash can) into one large trash can. Kinda defeats the purpose of having a specified recycling can, don’t you think?<\/p>\n

Woman taking pictures on her phone of the store directory –\u00a0<\/strong>I’m guessing she didn’t want to get lost in our small two level store…or she is coming back later to steal something wants to have the quickest get away route all planned out…<\/p>\n

Guy walking all around the store with fingers in both ears –\u00a0<\/strong>Now I realize sometimes the screaming kids can get to you cause believe me they get to me…but it was really quiet in the store that day so not sure why he kept his fingers in his ears the entire time he was in the store.<\/p>\n

After the\u00a0toilet paper incident, I thought.. aha,\u00a0this is why – <\/strong>Not too long after seeing the roll of tp, I came across this on the floor…again on the sales floor not in the bathroom…I swore it was poop and called someone over to clean it up. It was mulch. In my defense it really did look like poop.<\/p>\n

\"ppop<\/a>

poop..or mulch..you decide<\/p><\/div>\n

Woman\u00a0breastfeeding baby at the cosmetic\u00a0<\/strong>counter –\u00a0<\/b>the woman plopped down in the chair at the counter, whips out her boob and starts feeding her baby. No cover up…nothing. I’m not going to get into the rights or wrongs of this…I had 3 kids and always went into another room to feed my babies. I know some woman feel differently…but really.. at the cosmetic counter..and the cosmeticians are there trying to sell makeup….not to mention we have a perfectly good rest room with comfortable chairs a few feet away.<\/p>\n

Mother\u00a0changing her child’s clothes at perfume counter –\u00a0<\/strong>I had just remarked to a coworker that it was “crazy day” in the store…(a few of these things happened all in one day) when a woman walks up to the perfume counter drops her bags on the counter, takes her child’s clothing off(kid is around 5 or 6) and then takes clothing out of the bag she has dumped and proceeds to put the new clothing on the kid. Again, we have a perfectly good restroom a few feet away.<\/p>\n

You can’t make this stuff up. But that’s all for today. I have many more and like I said I could do one of these posts every week or sometimes every day. I hope you enjoyed this and maybe even got a chuckle out of it. I know I did and I sure needed it!<\/p>\n

Am I the only person that sees stuff like this? What have you seen that made you laugh or say, “WTH” lately?<\/p>\n

“Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.” ~ Will Rogers<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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