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and really, who\u00a0decided to call it that….<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

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now that’s funny…<\/p><\/div>\n

I needed to change things up a little this week with some humor. I have been somewhat sad lately and writing sad posts… so I thought I would write a post that would make me laugh and hopefully you too! I have been thinking about this for some time now…how common ordinary words\u00a0sometimes just sound dirty. I know I have a weird way of looking at things, ok…and maybe its just me, but I hope I’m not the only one who thinks this way. Here is my list of words that sound dirty to me…but really aren’t…<\/p>\n

1.\u00a0<\/strong>DICK’S<\/strong> (Sporting Goods) – It’s even capitalized. So someone somewhere thought this would be a good name for a sporting goods store. I don’t care if the guy who owns it was named Dick or not….not a good name for a store. I can’t even…and if I even wanted to, who can say this without laughing….”hey, wanna\u00a0go to DICK’S”…<\/p>\n

2. Cockpit –\u00a0<\/strong>What, all pilots were men back then and so they named it this? Really?<\/p>\n

3. Ding Dongs –\u00a0<\/strong>Someone just decided to make a tasty treat of “chocolate with a creamy filling” (yes, that is what it says in the ad) and then someone else said, let’s name them Ding Dongs. Maybe they even hired an ad firm to consult on this name and paid them big bucks.<\/p>\n

4. Cocktail –\u00a0<\/strong><\/em>Every time I see this on the menu it makes me laugh. Maybe I am still 10.<\/p>\n

5. <\/strong><\/em>Strip Mall –\u00a0<\/strong>Why? I know the stores are all\u00a0lined up in a strip, but really?<\/p>\n

6. Corkscrew –\u00a0<\/strong>This is just wrong…and I use one all the time to open my wine. But every time I do I laugh. And I use one\u00a0quite frequently.<\/p>\n

7. Fracking –\u00a0<\/strong>I know it is a hotly debated issue…but that name…it just sounds dirty.<\/p>\n

8. Tight End and Wide Receiver –\u00a0<\/strong>I put these two together since they were both football terms. And of course most football players are men..so they most likely came up with these terms. I have however seen a few cute “tight ends” when watching the games on tv.<\/p>\n

9. Dickies –\u00a0<\/strong>Not sure if the younger generation knows what these are but we older women wore them under sweaters..they were a fake turtleneck kinda thing, so we didn’t have to wear a real turtleneck. Do you understand this…cause I didn’t and I don’t think I wore them cause I never liked turtlenecks. Also there is a line of mens work clothing called this…Of course there is…<\/p>\n

10. Uranus –\u00a0<\/strong>No explanation needed…<\/p>\n

11. Clematis –\u00a0<\/strong>It’s a very pretty climbing vine…but it sounds like an STD. Did you ever have clematis?<\/p>\n

12. Angina –\u00a0<\/strong>I know this is not a funny term for those who have it or experienced it but really they couldn’t have called it something else.<\/p>\n

13. Rear Entry –\u00a0<\/strong>As in when you get there, try the rear entry. Or the car has a rear entry door… but seriously…<\/p>\n

14. Jiffy Lube –\u00a0<\/strong>It’s great if you are in a hurry… And..NO Appointment Needed…<\/p>\n

and last but certainly not least…<\/p>\n

15. Volvo –\u00a0<\/strong>Those Swedes!<\/p>\n

“There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.” ~ Lenny Bruce<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Are there any I left out? Can you come up with a few more…post them below\u00a0in the comments.<\/p>\n

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