{"id":812,"date":"2018-10-11T11:48:27","date_gmt":"2018-10-11T15:48:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/helpfulhellion.com\/wordpress\/?p=812"},"modified":"2018-10-11T11:48:27","modified_gmt":"2018-10-11T15:48:27","slug":"some-stupid-things-to-make-you-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/helpfulhellion.com\/wordpress\/?p=812","title":{"rendered":"Some Stupid Things To Make You Laugh&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_614\" style=\"width: 543px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/helpfulhellion.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/06152014805.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-614\" class=\"size-full wp-image-614\" src=\"http:\/\/helpfulhellion.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/06152014805.jpg\" alt=\"Umbrella blowing inside out\" width=\"533\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"http:\/\/helpfulhellion.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/06152014805.jpg 533w, http:\/\/helpfulhellion.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/07\/06152014805-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 533px) 100vw, 533px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-614\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You never know what kind of day it will be&#8230;<\/p><\/div>\n<p>So lately I haven\u2019t felt much like writing for some reason&#8230;and that is so weird because I love to write and it has been so therapeutic for me to do it. I took a little break over the summer and just haven\u2019t been feeling it. So I decided this week I needed to get back on the horse and do it again&#8230;but \u00a0then I was trying to decide what to write about and while there is so much going on in the world right now I just didn\u2019t have the energy to come up with something I could put out there for my readers and for me! So I decided to write a list of some stupid silly things I have seen in the news and social media. I promise I will be back to writing my usual stories and thoughts soon. So here is my list of stupid things I\u2019ve seen lately.<\/p>\n<p>1. Gas station owner posts sign in his store&#8230;\u201dDon\u2019t warm urine in microwave.\u201d And why would he need to post this I wondered&#8230; I dont even want to know!<\/p>\n<p>2. Making crafts out of tampons&#8230; yeah, that\u2019s a thing evidently!<\/p>\n<p>3. And making crafts out of moose turds&#8230;that\u2019s also a thing in New England..we used to just make crafts out of paper, yarn, metal, etc&#8230; I guess we just weren\u2019t forward thinking back in the day..<\/p>\n<p>4. I know you all saw this one but still.. Toddler shreds $1,060 of parents money.. I cant even&#8230;dont people watch these kids and why was the money just laying around for the toddler to find it?<\/p>\n<p>5. VA man rubs produce on his butt and puts it back on the shelf&#8230;what did he get out of that except for a fine and possible jail term?? You cant make this stuff up..<\/p>\n<p>6. Thousands of insects were stolen from a PA museum. 7,000 infact! Who steals insects? And why? Evidently they think it was former employees. Guess they would miss them too much and decided to take them home.<\/p>\n<p>7. Man in Florida was arrested for stabbing another man. The man who was arrested did not have arms.. How did he stab someone without arms you ask? He did it with his feet.<\/p>\n<p>8. A bank in India was wondering why the ATM wasn\u2019t working. Customers had been complaining no money was coming out. They opened it to find out why and they found a rat chewing on some money. He ate $18,000!<\/p>\n<p>9. Customers of an animal hospital were getting prank calls..no one was on the line when they answered. Those that had caller ID saw it was coming from the animal hospital, so they called to see why this was happening. One person got 9 calls in just a few minutes.. When someone went into the office to see why this was happening, they found the culprit. A gecko was on the touch screen phone making calls. Hey, the gecko called and the dog is ready to be picked up!<\/p>\n<p>10. And finally the much talked about Banksy painting that self destructed after \u00a0being sold for 1.4 million dollars. I don\u2019t know who Bansky is and not familiar with his work&#8230;but he has some weird sense of humor&#8230;if it is humor! 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