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And other things I ponder from time to time….<\/strong><\/p>\n

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I have a tendency to think about things too much. Like the title of this blog..why don’t they put pizza that is round in a round box? I wonder about this type of “why” all the time and drive my family absolutely crazy. But that’s me and it’s just the way I am. Here are some more of the crazy things I wonder about.<\/p>\n

1. Why do panda’s eyes not open for 50 days and why when\u00a0they are born\u00a0are they so much\u00a0smaller than almost any other animal? Pandas are rather large so why are there babies so tiny?<\/p>\n

2. Why do we have to turn the clocks back? Isn’t it bad enough the days are short, do we have to make them even shorter? What happened before we started doing this? And who thought of it in the first place?<\/p>\n

3. Why do we have eyebrows? They really serve no purpose. Was it because people worked outside and it kept the sweat from running into the eyes?<\/p>\n

4. Why don’t kids write anymore? No one will be able to sign a check in the future. Of course they more than likely won’t have checks but what about a card? What if they want to send a real card to someone? Will they print their name? And don’t even get me started on why they can’t just subtract 55 from 100 the old fashioned way.<\/p>\n

5. Why is it when you drive to another state you see more cars from other\u00a0states than the one you are in? Why don’t people just stay in their own states? If they don’t like it there, then move…<\/p>\n

6. Why does the person at work who never really works and goofs off all the time get rewarded and the person who does their job right and on time doesn’t or even gets let go? (just saw this happen last Saturday, and have seen it happen numerous times)<\/p>\n

7.Why do some books have blank pages at the end of the book? Is it so if you don’t like the ending you can rewrite it?<\/p>\n

8. Why do we stand and stare into the fridge for hours when we are hungry? We know what’s in there, it’s our fridge. Do we think something is magically going to appear in there that wasn’t there earlier?<\/p>\n

9. Why are child resistant caps so hard for us to open but kids can open them just fine? I often have to ask my grandchildren to get mine open.<\/p>\n

10. Why do we have to turn the radio down when we are looking for an address we can’t find? (just did this yesterday)<\/p>\n

11. Why do I have to have my mouth open to put on mascara?<\/p>\n

12. Why when we are on Facebook do we have to copy and paste things if we want to share someone’s post? Does it mean we care more about the person if we copy and paste it rather than just sharing it? We must if we took all the that time to copy it and paste it.<\/p>\n

13. Why when passing an electric socket do I suddenly have the strong urge to stick my finger in it? (I have never done this by the way, but I so very much have wanted to)<\/p>\n

14. And finally, and I have asked this question my whole life….why do eggs have those stupid white things in them?<\/p>\n

Do you have stupid things that you have pondered? I would love to hear some of them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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